Miley Cyrus Is Just Like You, Only With A Bigger Bank Account, In <i>Bigger Than The Sound</i>

On The Record: Saint Miley, The Conflicted

You might not be aware of this, given the bazillion-dollar empire she sits atop of or her two-pack-a-day voice, but Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. She won't turn 16 until November, at which point she'll probably throw the superest, sweetest birthday party imaginable (with helicopters even!), then go out and buy Microsoft, just for fun.